Why Dead People Are Cooler Than Alive People…


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WHY DEAD PEOPLE ARE COOLER THAN ALIVE PEOPLE…

(I primarily experience ‘good’ dead people, but there are some total DICK HEAD dead people!!! The few experiences I have had with those ones were not pleasant, jus sayin…)

– The ‘good’ dead people, kick the ‘bad’ dead people’s asses on my behalf.

– They respect me, and don’t do weird shit to freak me out until they know I am ready to handle it. However, the dick head dead people don’t respect this, and they do whatever the hell they want. They like freaking me out… because they are just dicks.

– They have cool super powers; like moving things and messing with electronic devices.

– They can turn your cell phone on and off enough times to piss you off until you pay attention.

– They can deliver messages you need to see through your computer, mainly via Google.

-They have a great sense of humor, appreciate my sarcasm, fiery spirit AND highly encourage it.

– They don’t get all butt hurt when you yell at them or express how you are feeling.

– I can always be exactly who I am, and they still think I am amazing and totally awesome; even when I am being a dick.

– They speak the truth and push me to speak mine.

– They say all the things they wished they would have said when they were still alive but couldn’t.

– They encourage me to not make the same mistakes they did.

– They protect me constantly and intervene when necessary.

– They save my life. Countless times. Once from drowning as a child; Once by keeping me from taking my own life.

– They make me look like I have cool super powers when I actually don’t. They just work through me and put what I need in my head when I need it.

– They show me a deep unconditional love I crave here in the physical but haven’t been able to find.

– They are so patient. Even when I am flipping them off and shaking my finger towards the sky screaming, ‘Fuck you, your dead’ easy for you to say!!!

– They find multiple ways to communicate with me, and use extreme measures when necessary. I think I test their patience on this one…

– They teach and guide me in ways only I can understand.

– They ‘see’ the bigger picture that they couldn’t see when they were here. They give me their gift of ‘sight’ so I don’t have to wait til I am dead to ‘see’.

– They support me, and are always here for me, even when I feel like I have no one left that cares.

And that’s why dead people are cooler than alive people – but I’m still glad I’m not one of them 😉

L&L
Heather

~ by Heather on December 23, 2014.

12 Responses to “Why Dead People Are Cooler Than Alive People…”

  1. Heather you can be so funny! “but there are some total DICK HEAD dead people” hahahaha, dude they are dead!! hahahah, they will haunt you with more fervor now 😛

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    • Just because they are dead doesn’t mean they can’t be dicks! lol 🙂
      I got some srs spiritual back up, I ain’t scared. If they want my attention, they can get it by respecting me first. Then maybe I will listen to what they have to say….

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  2. Alrighty! I was just thinking how your place must be …

    OH LOOK!!! A BUNNY!!!

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  3. This is HILAROUS!!! Wow! I am so glad I stumbled upon your blog today! This is exactly what I needed! 🙂

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    • What makes this even funnier… is that it is true! Those dick head dead people really piss me off 😉 Thank you so much for spending time on my blog today. I am glad it made you smile!

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  4. You SO rock! 🙂

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