Secret Guilty Pleasure

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I have a secret addiction. It excites and arouses like any good addiction should.

Offering temporary satisfaction and mind numbing pleasure. Hypnotizing me for hours, causing me to loose all focus on space and time. A welcomed escape from the harsh realities of life.

Exotic breathtaking photographs. Images that stir passion and provocation. Heart fluttering, mouth watering, palm sweating ecstasy.

Is it porn you ask? Oh it’s porn alright. It’s Pinterest Porn, and I can’t get enough of it!

Where else can you indulge in exotic travel and mind-numbing fantasies – all the while tucked snugly in your bed with an ipad? So powerful it can motivate, inspire, and cause excessive daydreaming.

The ability to brainwash me into an excessively domestic goddess – forcing me to succumb to apple crumb cake pleading, “Bake me Heather! You know you want to taste me!”

Oh, my God. I do. I sooo want you apple crumb cake, you delicious brown sugar tease!

I should be embarrassed that this makes up all the excitement in my life at the moment. Sometimes you do what you have to do to ease the pain and escape from the world for awhile. For now, this is where I choose to hide.

Watch out apple crumb cake… one of these days I am actually gonna bake you, and I’m gonna bake you REAL good!

Click below for a sample of the Pinterest experience …
Enter at your own risk & please use protection.
Do not use while hungry.pinterest-button

~ by Heather on January 11, 2015.

21 Responses to “Secret Guilty Pleasure”

  1. Hey at least you are excited and happy, ain nothing to be embarrassed about that! Was a fun read 🙂 You’ve lured me into clicking that pininterest button.

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  2. I totally agree! 😀 I get a lot of my inspiration from Pinterest

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  3. Hahaha, ooh this post is just too great!! Made me laugh, especially the apple crumb cake part.. haha. Wonderful! 🙂

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  4. It’s highly addictive…. I am submitting due to overwhelming temptation I can no longer fight this weekend. The apple crumb cake asked for it…. Jus sayin 😉

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  5. Heh heh… I find myself so caught up in Pinning stuff I don’t have time to go back and lookit what I’ve pinned! Its really a neat thing though huh? Are we connected?? Lately I’ve had so much going on and no time to blog about it. Must do that. Also must see your Pintrest Page!!

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  6. Lmao! Just followed your page. Yep. You are pinning away!! YOu pin girl.. and follow me back!

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